Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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