Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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