we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
