I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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