who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
