Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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