Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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