Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i came on her dog
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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