I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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