Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dignity is for republicans.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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