I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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