Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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