doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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