I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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