I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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