have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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