Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
