READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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