My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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