your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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