The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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