I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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