He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Do plants get herpes?
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