I look better un-naked...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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