What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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