We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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