ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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