Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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