It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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