If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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