Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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