is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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