you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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