the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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