i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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