And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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