i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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