do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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