I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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