Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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