my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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