there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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