Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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