She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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