You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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