is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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