My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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