Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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