"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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