We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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