We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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