Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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