So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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