One girl and one boy is just not enough.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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