I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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