Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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