Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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