I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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